1985 11:23 Thu Dec 24
Things you can't enjoy together with your wife
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My wife doesn't understand drum n bass. We're both late forties and on long car journeys I want to blast B-complex (mid-life crisis me maybe, I am also getting a Focus ST), she prefers Radio 4 Woman's hour.
She won't come to football with me either but is happy for me to go (thank goodness)
What do you like that your other half thinks is from a different planet?
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gph
11:27 Thu Dec 24
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With my last girlfriend, it was Kraut Rock.
Which is odd, as she is German.
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Leonard Hatred
11:28 Thu Dec 24
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Late forties, drum'n'bass?
Have a word with yourself and get some Status Quo CASSETTES.
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claret on my shirt
11:29 Thu Dec 24
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Does anyone like drum and bass, it was shit 20 years ago and is still shit now
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1985
11:34 Thu Dec 24
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I can't play ANY of my playlists in the house. No Beastie Boys, nothing. The only tracks she likes are the theme music to INSPECTOR MORSE.
We will never have a musical union.
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subcutaneous
11:36 Thu Dec 24
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I used to like Drum N Bass twenty years ago, but let's be honest, unless you're smashed out of your nut it's shit.
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arsegrapes
11:50 Thu Dec 24
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Orgasms
Brasses
Having a turnout
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Honest Hammer
11:54 Thu Dec 24
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My girlfriend doesn't drink at all as it gives her stomach ulcers, goes down brilliantly when I come home absolutely bollocksed.
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On The Ball
11:57 Thu Dec 24
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My girlfriend
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1985
12:04 Fri Dec 25
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Drum n Bass was just part of my past. Can even play The Jags, The Beat, Joe Jackson without a disapproving look. It's only music I s'pose!
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bruuuno
12:07 Fri Dec 25
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I've found most women have bad taste in music
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I.want.that.one
12:07 Fri Dec 25
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You are getting a Focus ST? You haven't mentioned that 50 times before you boring tedious cunt
Merry Christmas. No one cares that you are trying to hold on to your youth you cretin.
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Gruesome Dump
12:11 Fri Dec 25
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That's the spirit!
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Nurse Ratched
12:12 Fri Dec 25
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Bruuuno
And bad taste in men.
*Smiles sweetly*
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SUM A DING WONG
12:14 Fri Dec 25
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"goes down brilliantly when I come home absolutely bollocksed."
You lucky fucker HH...
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m11
12:18 Fri Dec 25
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Enjoying yourself
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Kenkwondo
12:33 Fri Dec 25
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Fucksake, LINK!!
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gank
12:58 Fri Dec 25
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I clicked this thread ready to type the word 'sex'.
However, I could have typed this one out myself love the DnB and old school jungle.
Oh, and what does this have to do with West Ham?
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SilverSurfer
1:24 Fri Dec 25
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I CAN SIT IN THE GARDEN AND DRINK 20 CANS OF BEER.
BUT IF I GO TO THE PUB AND HAVE TWO, I'M A CUNT.
wtf?
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claret50
3:12 Fri Dec 25
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SilverSurfer.
But while you're supping in the garden she knows that you're not fingering the barmaid down the pub. ;)
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Huffers
8:03 Fri Dec 25
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My Mrs hates only fools and horses.
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